Animal · 3 hexes · SM +1 Dire Weasel (Enraged Eggplant; answers SRD 3.5)
The same long, low, flexible build as a common weasel, scaled up to the size of a horse, with a broad mustelid head, amber eyes and long ivory canines. It latches on and drinks, and it keeps the smaller kind's habit of killing well past the point of any need for food.
Attributes
Melee attacks
| Usage | Level | Damage | Reach |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blunt ClawsBlunt Claws (14): thrust 1d+2 crushing, Reach C-1. | 14 | thrust 1d+2 crushing | C-1 |
| Vampiric BiteVampiric Bite (14): thrust 1d+1 cutting, Reach C. Once the dire weasel has bitten through its victim’s DR, it can drain 1 HP per second from him. For every 3 HP stolen, the dire weasel heals 1 HP or 1 FP (its choice). The dire weasel cannot raise its HP or FP above normal this way | 14 | thrust 1d+1 cutting | C |
Traits (11)
- Compulsive Playfulness (15)
- Extra Legs (Four Legs)
- Flexibility
- Fur
- Horizontal
- Night Vision 6
- No Fine Manipulators
- Perfect Balance
- Restricted Diet (Carnivore)
- Short Lifespan 2
- Wild Animal
Skills (3)
- 14Brawling
- 14Stealth
- 14Survival (Woodlands)
Notes
- GCS ancestry draft: gcs/dire-weasel.gct
- Source template total: 21 points.
- Library-rebuilt template total: 21 points.
- CER was computed from parsed Typical Stats using the Dungeons On Automatic baseline CER path.
- Review attacks, special abilities, encounter frequency, treasure, grappling, and GCS modifiers before approval.
- Size 3 hexes; Weight 700 lbs.
Encounter rating
Tags
- srd-3-5
- animal
GCS v5 downloads
Where this one came from
- Source record
- Dire Weasel
- Source system
- gurps_4e_fan_conversion / author_permission
- Released under
- cc_by_4_0
- Conversion
- 0.2.0-reviewed
- Review status
- approved
- Credit
- Original GURPS conversion by Enraged Eggplant, from Monsters (May 11, 2024); adapted and republished with permission.
- Description
- Written by Dungeons on Automatic, released under cc_by_4_0
- GCS ancestry draft: gcs/dire-weasel.gct
- Source template total: 21 points.
- Library-rebuilt template total: 21 points.
- CER was computed from parsed Typical Stats using the Dungeons On Automatic baseline CER path.
- CER recomputed from the reviewed Typical Stats through the canonical Dungeons on Automatic CER path: OR 14, PR 15, CER 29, threat tier standard.
- Conversion baseline reported OR 15, PR 15, CER 30 (tier standard). The reviewed values come from the consumer CER implementation, which rounds damage once after the damage-type multiplier and credits ranged accuracy; the conversion baseline ceilinged the damage base first and ignored range.
- Encounter metadata derived (gregarious): average number appearing 2, wandering weight 3. Encounter metadata derived for 0.2.0 from the reviewed threat tier and creature class (appearing: minor 4 / standard 2 / major 1 / severe 1, forced to 1 for solitary classes — including swarms, which are a single multi-body creature — and raised to 6 for gregarious minor creatures; wandering weight: minor 4 / standard 3 / major 2 / severe 1). The fan-conversion source states no appearing-in-numbers or wandering values, so these are derived, not source mechanics.
- Lair, treasure, and grappling remain unpopulated in 0.2.0 by package policy: the authorized fan-conversion source states no lair, treasure, or grappling values, and review declines to invent them. See review/policy/0.2.0-empty-field-policy.md.
- Description text is original Dungeons on Automatic prose written from this record's own converted statistics and from the project's art direction for the creature. It is not derived from the authorized fan-conversion source, which states no creature descriptions, and not from any SRD. It carries its own authorship and CC BY 4.0 terms in the description field. See review/policy/description-policy.md.
- Review approved by automated-mechanical-review on 2026-07-26 (batch ee-2026-07-26-b5-cer-drift); GCS fidelity check passed, DOA playability check passed.
- The conversion baseline's published ratings disagreed with the consumer CER path; the reviewed ratings come from the consumer implementation and the difference is recorded in conversionNotes.
Enraged Eggplant GURPS monster conversions; used, adapted, and republished with unrestricted permission from the author. Portrait and tokens are AI-generated original art. Sources and credits.

